drunk Quotes & Sayings

Here are your results for "

drunk

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

- Winston Churchill

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.”

- George F Burns

You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.

- Joe Moore

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

- Ernest Hemingway

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

- W Somerset Maugham

Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk.

- Stewie Griffin

Page: [1] 2

Are you searching for quotes about drunk? We have hundreds of drunk quotes here at EndlessQuotes.com. Our staff is always adding new quotes from all different categories as well as drunk quotes, sayings and quotations. Feel free to search our quote database for any quote you are looking for and we are guaranted to have it no matter if it is a famous quote or an unknown quote.