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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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