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I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.

- Peter Griffin

Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

- Peter Griffin

Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.

- Peter Griffin

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

- Peter Griffin

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

- Peter Griffin

I heard you ran into my identical twin at the ballgame yesterday ... and if you don't buy that, I am sorry for going to the game yesterday.

- Peter Griffin

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